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My son teacher ask the class, "Do any one here know where Jesus is? Yes, said one child, in Heaven with his Father."
The other child stood up and said "Yes, I know, looking for Satan."
My, son stood up, and said, "You all are so out of touch with the truth. Teacher, I know for sure, that Jesus, is living in my house."
The teacher ask him to elaborate on what he said,
So the he explained, "Mam, the Reverend brings Jesus to my house every night."
Teacher, how so?
Son, because every night, I hear my mom calling his name, over and over again, Then he slaps her ass and gives her what she ask for, then she says "Yes yes yes. I love you."