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A guy goes into a whore house and says "Can I have a whore?"
The bartender said "Go pratice on that tree first"
He came back an said "Im finished."
The bartender said "Go upstairs and there will be one up there"
He goes up there and the girl said "you ready?"
So he grabs a stick and she said "What are you doing?"
He said "Let me check for bees before I stick my dick in your honey pot."
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