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Three nurses are working late at a hospital and notice a handsome dead guy on a gurney.
The one thing they notice is that he has a Huge erection.
The first nurse says "Oooooohhh can't let that go to waste..." so she hitches her dress up and rides him.
The Second nurse says the same thing "Oooooooohhhhh can't let that go to waste..." also hitches her dress up and rides him.
The third nurse is having second thoughts due to her period, but after looking at him she says "Sod it!" and hitches her dress up and also rides him.
A little while later the man gets off the bed starts to walk off and all three nurses shouted "We thought you were dead!"
Man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"
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