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A young handsome boy walks into CVS and asks the assistant if they sell condoms.
The assistant shows him where the condoms are then asks him if he knows how to put one on.
The man says he doesn't so the assistant takes him into the back she opens the packet.
She puts it on her thumb to show him what to do then tells him to try it she told him to strip off and put the condom on.
So he strips off and puts the condom on his thumb and says "is this how you put it on" and shows the assistant his thumb.
The assistant laughs and says " you have to put it on your willy not your thumb."
The assistant proceeded to take off her panties and said with a sly grin "I better show you the rest".
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