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So this dude goes to work and every day this guy walks past a pet store.
And every day this parrot in the window says "Hey guy."
"What" says the guy
"You suck." said the parrot.
The man ignores the parrot and goes on his way.
Then after the parrot continued to say "You suck." every day for 3 weeks, the guy walks into the store and says "That parrot in the window is really mean and annoying."
So the manager says sorry won't happen again so the guy to work the next day and the parrot says "Hey guy" and he says "What?"
And the parrot says "You now what."
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