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An ISIS militant and a rabbi walk into a bar in Syria.
The militant says, "what are you doing in Syria? I thought all the Jews already fled?"
To which the rabbi replies, "what are you doing in a bar? I thought you kill people for drinking?"
The militant responded, "I was stockpiling weapons in the school next door when Putin launched an airstrike on us. So I ran over here to hide for a while. What about you?"
The rabbi told him, "yes, I know. I came to recover the bodies to use in a video showing the horrors of what Gaza is doing to the children of Israel."
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