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Two Europeans are stranded in the desert, close to death from dehydration, exposure and starvation.
Then they see a building in the distance. It is a mosque. "OK, let's go in, but pretend we're Muslims or they'll turn us away. I'll call myself Ali".
"No" says the other, I won't pretend to be anyone, I'll just be me, Steve".
They come to the mosque, and the Imam comes out to greet them. "Hi! I'm Ali! I'm a Moslem like you. And this is my friend, erm, Steve".
"Welcome both of you, you look starving" says the Imam.
"Steve, there is a bath and plenty to eat and drink in the back. Ali, Ramadan Mobarak!"