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  • This Is For My Country Joke
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    Three men are flying in an airplane. Two of them are American, one of them is Arabian.
    The first American man drops $50 in small bills from a window that happened to open and exclaims, "This is for my country."
    The second American man drops $5 in quarters out of the same window and exclaims, "This is for my country."
    The Arabian man drops 10 lbs. of C4 out of the same window and exclaims in a thick accent, "This is for my country."
    After the plane lands a local store owner is walking down the street and sees three little boys crying on the sidewalk.
    When asked what was wrong, they said, "Our mother was sliced open and killed by a bunch of one dollar bills."
    He expresses his condolences and is on his way. He approaches two little girls who are also crying on the sidewalk.
    When asked what was wrong, they said, "My brother was killed by a bunch of quarters that hit him on the head. The store owner says he is sorry to hear it and keeps walking.
    He comes upon another group of boys that are laughing very hardly. He asks them, "What is so funny?"
    They say, "When my dad farted, the house blew up."






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