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  • Three Russians Joke
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    There were three Russian men who didn't speak English well.
    The first one goes into a music shop. The shop keeper asks "can you say me,me,me,me,me." the man says it.
    The second man goes into a silver where shop. the shop keeper asks "can you say forks and knifes. forks and knifes." the man says it.
    The third man goes into an electrical shop. the shop keeper asks "can you say plug it in. plug it in." the man says it.
    All three men come out of the shops and they see a police man standing over a dead man.
    The three men walk over to the police man. the police man asks "Who killed this man?" the first guy says "me,me,me,me,me."
    The police man asks "What did you kill him with?" the second guy says "forks and knifes. forks and knifes."
    The police man says "You know you could be put into the electrical chair for this?" the third guy says "plug it in. plug it in."






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