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    Date: 2003-02-20
    By: thedirty

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    Cinderella was having her period and couldn't go to the ball.
    Her fairy godmother magically appeared and asked Cinderella what her wish would be.
    "Well, I'd like a tampon." replied Cinderella.
    So her fairy godmother gave her a tampon, but warned her that if she stayed out later than 12:00, her tampon would turn into a pumpkin.
    The next day her fairy godmother came back to see how Cinderella's night was.
    "Cinderella, did you come back before 12:00?" asked her fairy godmother.
    "No." said Cinderella, "But thats ok, because the Prince was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater."

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