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    Date: 2003-02-20
    By: thedirty

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    Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged, and the third couple had just gotten married. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
    The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
    The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.
    The newlyweds said it was fine until the wife dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
    "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up lust took over and I had to have her right there and then, so I lifted up her skirt and"
    The minister abruptly stuck out his hand so the man would say no more, and told them that he was sorry, but they weren't welcome in the church.
    "Oh, that's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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