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     Elevator Accident

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    Date: 2003-02-18
    By: thedirty

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    A MAN STEPS UP TO A ELAVATOR, PUSHES THE BUTTON, TURNS AROUND AND ACCIDENTLY ELBOWS A WOMAN IN THE BREAST.
    "I'M SORRY BUT I'M SURE IF YOUR HEART IS AS SOFT AS YOUR BREAST YOU'LL FORGIVE ME."
    THE WOMAN REPLIES,"YES BUT IF YOUR DICK IS AS HARD AS YOUR ELBOW I'M IN ROOM 225!

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