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     Lexus Dealer

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    Date: 2003-03-23
    By: thedirty

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  • The Joke:
    A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

    "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

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