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    Date: 2003-03-23
    By: thedirty

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    Top bumper stickers you would like to see:

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    Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

    I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.

    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

    Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."

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    Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

    If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

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    Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

    Hang up and drive!!



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