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    Date: 2003-02-18
    By: thedirty

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    Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
    A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

    Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlgriend?
    A. He wiped his ass and moved on.

    Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
    A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.

    Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
    A. Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.

    Q:What do you call a truck full of dildos?
    A:Toys for Twats

    Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
    A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

    Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
    A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

    Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
    A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

    Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
    A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

    Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
    A. They both like a tight seal.


    Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
    A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

    Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
    A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

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