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     Vaseline

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    Date: 2003-09-07
    By: fourq2

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  • The Joke:
    A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered
    by a young woman with three small children running around her.
    He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she
    agreed.

    He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-
    Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many
    products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product.

    When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes."

    Asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse."

    The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question
    because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it
    for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that
    most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank,
    could you tell me exactly how you use it?"

    "Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

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