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    Date: 2003-07-11
    By: thedirty

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    An old Jewish man wins the lottery. The next day the news crews are there to interview the old man.
    A reporter asks the old man "What will you do with the money?"
    The old man replies "I'm going to build a huge statue of Hitler on my front lawn".
    The reporter looks confused, since the old man is Jewish.
    Finally the reporter asks the old man "Why would you build a statue of Hitler?"
    The old man rolls up his sleeve and shows the reporter his arm "Hitler Gave Me The Numbers!"

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