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  • Relationship
     In-Law Test

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    Date: 2003-08-25
    By: fourq2

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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
    decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
    encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
    beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel
    uncomfortable.

    One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
    invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and commited my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once...

    What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

    Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family.

    Moral lesson of the story?

    "Always keep your condoms in the car."

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