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     Lollipop Salesman

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    Date: 2003-03-15
    By: thedirty

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    Three friends, a cop, a fireman and a sanitation worker were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turned to the first man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a cop," said the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a fireman," said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!" said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" The third man hesitated a moment then answered with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

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