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     Patricks Birthday

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    Date: 2007-10-22
    By: webmaster

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    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

    His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
    is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.
    There's no way we can afford it."

    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a

    So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

    Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
    telling Mom you were pulling out.
    Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
    was coming too.
    And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
    $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

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