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     Dwarf Nuns

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    Date: 2003-02-20
    By: thedirty

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    The Seven Dwarfs go to Italy to meet the Pope.
    They ask him, "Are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
    The Pope thinks for a minute, then replies, "No, I donít think so."
    The dwarfs start snickering and ask, "Are there any dwarf nuns in America?"
    The Pope responds, "No, I donít think there are any dwarf nuns in America, either."
    Six of the dwarfs start laughing like crazy.
    The Pope, now curious, asks, "Whatís so funny?"
    The six laughing dwarfs chant, in a mocking singsong voice,
    "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"

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