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     In the car

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    Date: 2002-10-15
    By: webmaster

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    My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.

    I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator."

    "No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted.

    "OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

    "In the lake."

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