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     Are You My Father?

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    Date: 2003-03-23
    By: thedirty

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    A baby was born who was so advanced he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked.

    "Yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."

    He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

    "Yes, I am," said the mother. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

    He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

    "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts don't it!"

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