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    Date: 2004-01-03
    By: fourq2

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    Two kids are in hospital, in surgical gowns, sitting on their gurneys.

    What are you here for? Asked the first child.

    Im here to get my tonsils removed, says the second child.

    Dont worry, the first child says. I had my tonsils removed last year and you get all the ice cream you want!

    The second child asks the first child, What are youre here for?

    Im here for a circumcision, says the first child.

    Oh my God, says the second child. I had that done when I was born! I did not walk for a year!

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