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  • Police & Fire
     Drunk & Train

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    Date: 2003-03-15
    By: thedirty

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  • The Joke:
    Police are called to a pedestrian struck by a train. The pedestrian's body parts are strewn along the tracks for about a mile. The officers started to collect the parts in order to identify the deceased. Eventually the head was found in a ditch beside the rails. A policeman picks it up and walks into a local bar not far from the tracks. As he walks into the bar he holds the head up high for all to see and says "Does anyone recognize this guy?" All the patrons turn on their stools and have a look. One of them pipes up and says "Well, he kind 'a looks like my brother 'cept my brother's not that tall."

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