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     Kite Flying

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    Date: 2003-03-22
    By: fourq2

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  • The Joke:
    A man was in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite went up into the air, it came crashing down. This went on for a while until his wife stuck her head out of the front door and yelled, "You need more tail!"

    The father yelled back, "Fuck You, I told you yesterday that I needed more tail,... and you told me to go fly a kite!"

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