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     Dead Penis

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    Date: 2003-03-22
    By: fourq2

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    An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones his penis had died. Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and forgetful, decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied. Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside of his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis had died." "It did," he said. "Today is the viewing."

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