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  • Little Johnny Jokes
     Bags and Bitches

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    Date: 2003-02-19
    By: thedirty

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    Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them. The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You bitch," yelled the one lady.
    Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag."

    Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are bags and bitches?"

    "Oh, that's just another name for women," replied his dad.

    "Oh, okay," said Johnny.

    The two make it home and Little Johnny follows his dad up to the washroom to watch his daddy shave. While shaving, Little Johnny's dad cuts himself. "Oh shit," he said.

    "Daddy, what's shit?" asked Little Johnny.

    "Oh, that's just another name for shaving your self," replied his father.

    Bored, Little Johnny wanders downstairs to find his mother cooking a turkey. As his mother reached into the oven, she burnt her hand. "Fuck!" she yells.

    "Mom, what's fuck?" questionned Johnny.

    "That's just another word for cooking the turkey."

    "Oh, I get it," said Johnny.

    All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" yells Johnny as he runs to the door. He then opened the door to find a group of old ladies standing outside.

    "Hello young man. Are you parents home?" asked the front lady.

    "Hello bags and bitches. My dad's upstairs shitting himself and my mom's downstairs fucking the turkey."

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