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  • Little Johnny Jokes

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    Date: 2003-02-19
    By: thedirty

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    The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something
    exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the
    little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a
    time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, however, knowing that he could be a bit crude at times, but eventually his turn came.
    Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
    Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

    "It's a period," reported Johnny.

    "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

    "Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed
    one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

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