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  • Clinton Jokes
     The Presidents Clock

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    Date: 2003-09-30
    By: fourq2

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    Hillary Clinton dies and goes to Heaven. She meets St. Peter at the Gates, and notices thousands of clocks.

    "What are all these clocks for?" she asks St. Peter.

    "Each person has one," he replied. "They start at midnight, and every time someone tells a lie, it moves ahead one minute. This one is Mother Teresa's. She never lied, so it never moved. This one is George Washington's. He told only two, so it is at two minutes past midnight."

    Hillary looks around and asks, "So, where is Bill's clock?"

    "Oh ,"St. Peter chuckled, "Jesus has that one in his office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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