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  • Little Johnny Jokes
     Black Eye

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    Date: 2003-02-19
    By: thedirty

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    Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees
    it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the
    other boys?"

    "But Dad," said Johnny, "It wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our
    prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the
    crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

    "Johnny", the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women! Just
    leave it alone!"

    Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and
    blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk about this!"

    "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying
    our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in
    the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he
    reached over and pulled it out. But now I know she doesn't like that, so I
    pushed it back in!"

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