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    Date: 2003-09-18
    By: fourq2

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  • The Joke:
    You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?

    This little list makes one think, and may put
    things in perspective:


    Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $ 9.52 per gallon

    Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 $10.00 per gallon

    Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 $10.17 per gallon

    Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon

    Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 $25.42 per gallon

    Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 $33.60 per gallon

    Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 $84.48 per gallon

    Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 $123.20 per gallon

    Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 $178.13 per gallon

    And this is the REAL KICKER . . .


    Evian water 9 oz $1.49 $21.19 per gallon!


    $21.19 FOR WATER! . . . and most buyers don't even

    know the source. But then again "EVIAN" spelled

    backwards is "Nave."

    So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your

    car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or

    even worse, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!


    Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your

    next trip to the pump . . .

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