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  • Little Johnny Jokes
     Urinate

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    Date: 2003-02-19
    By: thedirty

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  • The Joke:
    Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to
    go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
    The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
    situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the
    word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
    Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had
    bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

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