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  • Little Johnny Jokes
     Nude Sunbather

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    Date: 2003-02-19
    By: thedirty

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    Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm
    spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards,
    they happened to look through a hole in the fence of one of the yards
    where a woman was sunbathing in the nude.

    As they looked through the hole, Johnny suddenly started to scream,
    left his friends and took off running for home.

    The next day, as the three boys came home again, they found the same
    hole in the fence and started to watch the woman. Again, after just
    a few minutes, Johnney started screaming and ran off quickly.

    On the third day, the boys were peeping into the hole in the fence
    again after school, when Johnny turned around and started to run
    again. But this time, Bill and Tommy grabbed him and demanded to
    know what was wrong.

    Johnny replied, "My mother told me that if I ever looked at a naked
    woman, I would turn to stone....

    And I started to feel a part of me getting awfully hard........

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