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  • An Editorial About America
     Robin Williams Plan!

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    Date: 2003-09-18
    By: fourq2

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    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
    plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
    stand up and repeat this message...

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
    logic!)

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
    heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our
    "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know,
    Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest
    of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere"
    again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
    world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
    Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops
    at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
    fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
    affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip
    home. After 90 days the remainder will! be gathered up and
    deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
    are. France would welcome them.

    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
    limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No
    one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you
    don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
    here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
    don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
    bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D"
    and it's back home baby.

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become
    self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
    non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
    temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
    caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
    countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't l! ike it,
    we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
    sell their production. (About a week of the wells
    filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
    in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to
    Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
    they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
    or given to the army. The people who need it most get
    very little, if anything.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
    place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
    friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
    homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
    That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
    longer.

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

    The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
    your poor, your tired, your huddled mass! es.' She's got a
    baseball bat and she's yelling,
    'You want a piece of me?'

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