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     Zebra On a Farm

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    Date: 2003-12-06
    By: JamesBondxx007xx

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    A Zebra lived in the jungle. When it was decided that the jungle would be torn down, The Zebra had no where to live. A farmer came along and asked the Zebra if he would like to live on his farm, and the Zebra accepted.
    The next day on the farm the Zebra was walking around till he saw some chickens. Curiously he asked the chickens “ What’s your job on the farm?”
    The chickens replied “We’re Chickens, we lay eggs and when we get old and fat they eat us.”
    “Wow that’s a pretty shitty job.” said the Zebra and went on his way.
    The Zebra started walking again till he saw some pigs. Curiously he asked the pigs
    “ What’s your job on the Farm?”
    The pigs replied “We’re Pigs, we roll around in the mud and when we get old and fat they eat us.”
    “Wow that’s a pretty shitty job.” said the Zebra and went on his way.
    The Zebra started walking again till he saw some cows. Curiously he asked the cows
    “What’s your job on the farm?”
    The cows replied “We’re Cows, we get milked and when we get old and fat they eat us.”
    “Wow that’s a pretty shitty job.” said the Zebra and turned to walk away. When he turned around he saw a bull. Curiously he asked the bull “Hey what’s your job on the farm?”
    The bull replied “Take off that striped pajama, and I’ll show you my job on the farm!”

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