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George and Laura Bush are at the first baseball game of the season.
Suddenly George grabs Laura by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.
The stunned umpire shouted,
No, Mr. President! I said, `Throw the first PITCH!
President Obama and his family were invited to the first baseball game of the season, and he was asked to throw the first pitch.
They arrived shortly before the game started, and over the loudspeaker the announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the first pitch is about to be thrown by President Barack Obama."
President Obama then picked up Michelle and was about to throw her out onto the field, when two Secret Service agents stopped him and said, "No, no, Mr. President, he said the first PITCH!"
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