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  • Hilary & Janet Reno Joke
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    First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks.

    Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

    Janet responded. "Just because I am considered ugly, doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

    Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?"

    Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can." And believe me, that takes the wind out of his sails, so to speak!

    Hillary was impressed and thanks the Attorney General for her sage advice and hurried home.

    Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

    Bill rolls over and says, "Is that you Janet?."





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