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  • Honest Abe Joke
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    Once there was a little boy. He was a good boy, and he played in the woods all day long. But sometimes, little boys can get into big trouble.

    He was playing near the outhouse one day when he accidentally knocked it over. He ran away and didn't come back until dinner.

    When he got home, his father was waiting for him.

    "Son, did you knock over the outhouse?" he asked.

    "No, Father," said the little boy.

    "Son, there was once this little boy named Abraham Lincoln who knocked over his mother's favorite cherry tree. When he came home, his father asked him if he knocked over the cherry tree. Honest Abe said, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie. I did indeed knock over the tree.' And because he told the truth, he was able to escape punishment. So son, did you knock over the outhouse?"

    The little boy said, "Father, I cannot tell a lie. I did indeed knock the outhouse."

    So the father beat the little boy 'till he was red, white, and blue.

    "But Father," the little boy cried, "when Honest Abe told the truth he wasn't punished!"

    His father replied, "Yes, but Honest Abe's father wasn't in the tree when he knocked it over!"

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