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Clinton returned from a vacation in Arkansas and walked down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the stairs, the honor guardsman stepped forward and remarked, "Nice pigs, Mr. President." Clinton replied,
"I'll have you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razor Back Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?"
The honor guardsman answered, "Nice trade, Sir."
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