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  • Weapon Of Mass Destruction? Joke
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    A guy walks into Putin's office, says goodmorning to his dear leader Putin, then talks about how he has been so interested in his plan he decided to paint his the shaft being black, the tip having the yellow nuclear symbol at the top, and the other two symbols on the lower part,
    Vladimir widens his eyes when he sees it and asks "oh woah is that thing armed?"
    Then his office worker says "It may be, but there is a way to de-arm it, you would just have to give me the release forms".
    Then Vladimir widens his eyes, not knowing what he meant by 'release form'

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