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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:58pm:
Shower like a Women
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with cucumber and aloe vera shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
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