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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:56pm:

Category: Relationship

Halloween Party

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The Joke:
A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So
he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for
an hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided to go to the
party. Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he
acted when she was not with him. So she got to the party and
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
with every nice chick he could. His wife sidled up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner and devoted his
time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as
he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered
a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to
one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came home and
asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing.
You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never
even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill
and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had
a real good time!"

Joke info:
Date: 2003-02-18
By: thedirty
Rating: 3.4 out of 5 (60 votes)

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