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Category: Clinton Jokes

Wizard Of Oz

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The Joke:
Dan Quayle, Nancy Reagan, and Bill Clinton were traveling in a car together in the Midwest.
A tornado came along and whirled them up into the air and tossed them thousands of yards away.
When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the Land of Oz.
They decided to go see the Wizard of Oz. Quayle said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Nancy said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton asked, "Where's Dorothy??"

Joke info:
Date: 2003-02-19
By: thedirty
Rating: 3.7 out of 5 (75 votes)

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