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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:55pm:

Category: Relationship

Elastic Bands

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The Joke:
There was a young girl who had just gotton engaged to a very
Catholic young man, and she was very happy. The only problem was
her husband thought that she was a virgin, and she wasn't. She
was afraid that her husband would be able to tell when they
finally had sex, so she went to a doctor and asked him what she
should do.

The doctor told her "Wrap and elastic band around your leg, and
when you finally have sex, snap the elastic band so that it
makes a sound. When he asks what it is, tell him that it's your
virginity snapping.

So the big night finally comes, and when they start going at it,
she snaps the elastic band, just like the doctor told her to.

Her bridegroom yells "Auugggh! What's that!!??!!".

The woman says "Don't worry honey, it's just my virginity
snapping" to which her husband replies "Well snap it again, it's
got my balls!"

Joke info:
Date: 2003-09-07
By: fourq2
Rating: 3.6 out of 5 (69 votes)

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