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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:51pm:

Category: Clinton Jokes

Clinton Q's and A's

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1.) What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?

Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

2.) What's the new game they're playing in the White House?

Swallow the Leader.

3.) What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?

"Sat on the Presidential Staff"

4.) In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton",

86% replied, "Not again"

5.) Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?

He couldn't giver her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.

6.) What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

They were both upset when Bill finished first.

7.) What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?

A girl that can run faster than the Governor.

8.) Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?

He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.

9.) IClinton did not tell Lewinsky to lie....

He told her not to talk with her mouth full.

10) What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?

------or Tailgate-----or Zippergate--------

Joke info:
Date: 2003-02-19
By: thedirty
Rating: 3.0 out of 5 (33 votes)

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