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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:55pm:

Category: Relationship

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Til Death Do Us Part

Posted By?:
4Q2

The Joke:
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.

The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription:
"Here lies my wife.....cold as ever"

Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription:
"Here lies my husband.....stiff at last"

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Joke info:
Date: 2003-09-07
By: fourq2
Rating: 3.4 out of 5 (59 votes)

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