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Patricks Birthday

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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

Joke info:
Date: 2007-10-22
By: webmaster
Rating: 3.8 out of 5 (249 votes)

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