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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:49pm:

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A Wet One!

Posted By?:
4Q2

The Joke:
A plane was taking off from the airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the Captain made an announcement over the intercom:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good, and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. ... OH MY GOD!"

Silence.

Then, the Captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

"That's nothing," said a passenger in coach. "He should see the back of mine!"

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Joke info:
Date: 2003-03-22
By: fourq2
Rating: 3.1 out of 5 (45 votes)

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