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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:57pm:
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Three nuns just happen to die at the same time. Outside the pearly gates of heaven, they meet St. Peter.
St. Peter says to them, "Welcome sisters." He says to the first one, "Before I let you in I have to know, have you ever touched a penis before?"
The first sister says, "Yes St. Peter, I have. With my finger." So St. Peter says, "okay, just dip your finger in the holy water and you’re free to go inside."
He asks the second sister, "Have you ever touched a penis before?" She says, "Yes, St. Peter, with my hand." So St. Peter says, "Okay, just dip your hand in the holy water and you’re free to go inside.
St. Peter asks the third nun, "Have you ever touched a penis before?"
Just then, the third nun pushes the other nuns aside and says:
"Move Over Sisters, I Need To Gargle"
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